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We R Going 2 Hell
Friend: So my baby brother has a tickle me Elmo.
ME: A tickle me Elmo? How F***in old is he?
Friend: He's five.
ME: Oh.
Friend: Anyway, Tickle Me Elmo has gotta be the creepiest most pedo shit to ever be called a toy.
ME: Yeah probably.
Friend: Worst Toy Ever
*Five Minutes Later*
ME: Nope. I thought up a worse one.
Friend: Oh god
ME: Tickle Me Jesus.
Friend: You are so going to hell