September 2011
24 posts
Sep 1st
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August 2011
13 posts
6 tags
Aug 31st
26,527 notes
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
190,977 notes
4 tags
Aug 25th
9 notes
7 tags
Aug 21st
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Aug 19th
15,659 notes
7 tags
Aug 19th
83 notes
8 tags
Aug 17th
4,077 notes
7 tags
Aug 17th
21,105 notes
3 tags
Aug 16th
1 note
1 tag
Aug 14th
3 notes
3 tags
We R Going 2 Hell
Friend: So my baby brother has a tickle me Elmo.
ME: A tickle me Elmo? How F***in old is he?
Friend: He's five.
ME: Oh.
Friend: Anyway, Tickle Me Elmo has gotta be the creepiest most pedo shit to ever be called a toy.
ME: Yeah probably.
Friend: Worst Toy Ever
*Five Minutes Later*
ME: Nope. I thought up a worse one.
Friend: Oh god
ME: Tickle Me Jesus.
Friend: You are so going to hell
Aug 2nd
2 notes
July 2011
6 posts
Roommate
Is there a rule on when taking a couch from the dumpster (next to it, not in it) on who gets to lay ownership on it. I found the damn thing. It should be mine correct? Not that I don’t wanna share but if he tries to put it in his room I will be pissed.
Jul 31st
1 note
Jul 31st
2 notes
Cleverbot is Clever →
I spent way too long talking to this thing.
Jul 30th
Nightmares
Have you ever had a dream so real that you question the world you wake up to? God Damn you mind. I inceptioned myself.
Jul 30th
Jul 29th
174,038 notes
And So It Begins
God damn it took way too long to get this thing started. Kudos to you Tumblr for speedy support though.
Jul 29th