We R Going 2 Hell
Friend: So my baby brother has a tickle me Elmo.
ME: A tickle me Elmo? How F***in old is he?
Friend: He's five.
Friend: Anyway, Tickle Me Elmo has gotta be the creepiest most pedo shit to ever be called a toy.
ME: Yeah probably.
Friend: Worst Toy Ever
*Five Minutes Later*
ME: Nope. I thought up a worse one.
Friend: Oh god
ME: Tickle Me Jesus.
Friend: You are so going to hell
Is there a rule on when taking a couch from the dumpster (next to it, not in it) on who gets to lay ownership on it. I found the damn thing. It should be mine correct? Not that I don’t wanna share but if he tries to put it in his room I will be pissed.
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I spent way too long talking to this thing.
Have you ever had a dream so real that you question the world you wake up to? God Damn you mind. I inceptioned myself.
And So It Begins
God damn it took way too long to get this thing started. Kudos to you Tumblr for speedy support though.